Glass Klein Bottles For Sale … Inquire Within

Glass Klein Bottles For Sale …
Inquire Within

Welcome to the Land of Many Manifolds.Searching
for a one-sided surface?

Need a zero-volume bottle? Want the ultimate
in non-orientability?

Get an ACME® KLEIN BOTTLE!

At last, Acme has conquered topological and
engineering frontiers to manufacture genuine glass Klein Bottles.
These are the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds
sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions. These beautiful
glass bottles make great gifts, fantastic displays, and inferior
mouse-traps. With its circle of singularities, an Acme Klein Bottle
can be said to exist inside of itself — especially handy during
time-reversals.A topologist’s delight, hand crafted in glass.

Acme’s low cost bottles for sale:

Classical Klein Bottle $42
ErlenmeyerKlein Bottle $42
Top Mouthed Erlenmeyer $42

ACME’s not-so-low-cost bottles:

Sliced bottles -see the Möbius Loop!
& custom designs
Specials – made to order manifolds

NEW!!! Non-metrizable -dimensional
manifolds!

ACME’s soon-to-be-available Klein Bottles:

Half Pint Classical (coming real soon)
Real Little Classical (coming soon)

OK, So what’s a Klein Bottle?
Exclusive features of your Acme Manifold & warnings
Acme’s Unconditional Guarantee
How to order – we accept credit cards
Ever see a baker’s dozen Klein Bottles?
For several ways to display your Klein Bottle and an endorsement
by a REAL MATHEMATICIAN see us at the Conferences
Acme Klein Bottles — where yesterday’s future is here today!
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