Calvin Klein womens Straight Leg, Deep Ocean, 26×30 at Amazon Women’s Jeans store

Not really. But, you know…

I knew these jeans fit before I purchased them because I had also purchased a pair at my local Burlington Coat Factory. I loved them so much, I really felt like I needed an additional pair.

I’m short and have hips (being latin and all… you can also find my review of a bikini that wrote late last year that talks all about it), and these seem to do the trick. They don’t gap at the waist on me and are the perfect length while having the ideal amount of stretch.

We all know what we’re personally looking for in jeans, and honestly? Well, you have to try them on. If they fit ME perfectly, that means there are only about 1,000 other people on planet Earth that they will ALSO fit perfectly (including the woman who acted as fit model when the pattern was thrown together).

I feel honored to be part of such an elite group of humans. Order these. Try them on. You too could be elite. And if they don’t fit… well, don’t hate the player, baby; hate the game.