You Can Buy A Candle That ‘Smells Like A Butthole’ This Christmas

It’s just a few short weeks until Christmas, which means you’ll be racking your brain for the perfect gift ideas for your friends and family.

Well, how about treating your significant other to a candle that ‘smells like my butthole’?

Sure it might not be the traditional scent most people would go for, but the folks over at AromaPrime, who have created the candle in partnership with US comedian Ethan Klein, swear by it.

According to the brains behind the idea, it is a tongue-in-cheek take on Gwyneth Paltrow’s famous ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ candle.

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And if Ethan’s description of it is anything to go by, it promises to be something quite special.

He said: “It’s the real smell of butthole. I was specifically like: I don’t want just sulphur. No, no, no. It’s got to smell musky, pubey, B.O.y, farty. That’s what my butthole smells like.”

The profits from the candle will go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation. Credit: h3h3shop

The official description of the product is somewhat more appealing.

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It says: “A witty, stunning, sexy, and suggestively unexpected scent to put you in a mood of enchantment, seduction, and a passionate warmth.”

But it’s not just about the LOLs for these chaps, there’s a deeper cause behind the light-hearted product.

The candles are priced at £67.77 ($90.75) and Liam R. Findlay, Themed Smell Consultant at AromaPrime, says the profits from the sale will go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation.

He said: “We were honoured to create such a wacky aroma for this candle. The disgusting smells are always the most fun to make, and we were pleased to hear Ethan say we had hit the nail on the head!

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Ethan Klein’s reaction to his own creation. Credit: YouTube/H3 Podcast

“With all the challenges of coronavirus this year, it’s been great to help bring a bit of silliness into the world, and hopefully the profits will be useful to the Prostate Cancer Foundation too.”

If you want to stink out your home for a good cause, you can grab one here.

And once you’ve bought one of them, how about getting involved in Jeremy Clarkson’s new business venture… candles that ‘smell like b*****s’?

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The former Top Gear presenter showed off his new product on the official account for his farm, named Diddly Squat.

In the clip, Clarkson says: “Just in, for the Diddly Squat Farm shop… a candle. Eat your heart out Gwyneth Paltrow.” Before taking a deep sniff and adding: “Mmm, the great smell of scrotum.”

But Paltrow is the queen of troubling smellies, it has to be said.

And following on from the success of her vagina-scented candle, she also launched This Smells Like My Orgasm.

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So there’s plenty of choice for you out there.